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Ik weet 10 dingen over jou
x 1) Je bent dit hier aan het lezen.
x 2) Je bent een mens.
x 3) Je kan geen "P" zeggen, zonder je lippen aan te raken.
x 4) Je bent zo dom dat je het nu geprobeerd heb.
x 6) Je lacht nu en denkt wat ben ik dom.
x 7) Je hebt niet eens in de gaten dat er geen nr. 5 is.
x 8) Je hebt net gekeken of er wel echt geen nummer 5 is.
x 9) Je lacht weer, omdat iedereen het doet.
x 10) Je zal het kopieren en op je profiel zetten, alleen maar om anderen mensen een plezier te doen
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DIT ZIJN MIJN 16 GOUDEN REGELS VOOR SCHOOL!!
1.Gij zult niet te laat komen op school...Neem gewoon de hele dag vrij!
2. Gij zult niet praten in de klas...Schreeuwen heeft meer effect!
3. Gij zult niet bij je naaste spieken...Neem gelijk het hele schrift!
4. Gij zult niet door de gangen rennen...Glijden is veel leuker!
5. Gij zult geen propjes schieten...Tassen komen harder aan!
6. Gij zult niet fietsen op het schoolplein...Neem een scooter!
7. Gij zult geen huiswerk overschrijven...Laat het iemand anders doen!
8. Gij zult het leven van de leraar niet zuur maken...Maak het kapot!
9. Gij zult niet met frisdrank knoeien...Chocomel geeft grotere vlekken!
10. Gij zult niet gapen in de les...Ga dan gelijk slapen
11.Gij zult niet je klasgenootjes plagen...plaag je leraar(es)
12. Gij zult geen geen mobieltje gebruiken tijdens de les...Neem je laptop
13. Gij zult geen kauwgom kauwen in de les... Chips kraakt beter
14. Gij zult huiswerk niet te laat inleveren...Lever het niet in
15. Gij zult niet in het schrift krassen...Tafel bekrassen is leuker
16. Gij zult niet met pennen op de muur schrijven...Watervaste stift blijft beter zitten

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grapje:
jongen: Ha, eindelijk, ik heb zolang gewacht
Meisje: Wil je dat ik weg ga?
Jongen: Nee! Ik durf er niet eens aan te denken!
Meisje: Hou je van me?
Jongen: Natuurlijk. Heel veel!
...Meisje: Heb je me ooit bedrogen?
Jongen: Nee! Waarom vraag je me dat?
Meisje : Wil je me kussen?
Jongen: Elke keer als ik de kans krijg!
Meisje: Zul je me ooit slaan?
Jongen: Ben je gek? Zo iemand ben ik niet!
Meisje: Kan ik je vertrouwen?
Jongen: Ja.
Meisje: Schat!
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1.Kijk eens snel naar 3?
2. Je hebt me gevonden dus kijk naar 14.
3. Sorry, kijk gauw naar 15.
4. Poeh poeh eindelijk! Ga naar 8!!
5. Ga toch maar 7 cijfers verder!!
6. Wat is 2+2? Ga naar het antwoord.
7. Haha, gefopt! Ga dan maar naar 2.
8. Dit gaat lang door hè. Ga 1 cijfer verder!!
9. 9+2=11. Ga naar 11.
10. Ben je trouwens al moe? Ga naar 5...
11. Kijk eens bij 16?
12. Zo ben je daar eindelijk? Neem trouwens eens een kijkje bij 6.
13. Dit is een ongeluksgetal!! Kijk dus naar 7...
14. Het nummer van Johan Cruijf! Zoek dus snel 10 op!!
15. Oeps, foutje... Kijk naar 13...
16. Jij weer???!!! Verdwijn naar 20!!
17. Krijg je honger? Ga naar 25.
18. Je vraagt je vast af hoelang dit nog doorgaat... Ga naar 24...
19. Je hoeft geen bericht te sturen als je dit hebt gevonden... Ga naar 21.
20. Je bent al 2 jaar volwassene volgens de wet!! Ga naar 17..
21. Je hebt hier niets te zoeken!! Ga naar 23!!
22. Hoeveel is 22-4? Ga naar het antwoord.
23. Kijk bij 28.
24. Stuur een bericht als je 19 niet kan vinden. Daar moet je namelijk heen.
25. Hier is geen eten!! Kijk bij 22.
26. Kijk bij 27
27. Jij weer? Ga naar 29, dan ben je er!
28. Word je al gek? Kijk bij 26.
29. Haha gefopt! 30 is de echte uitslag
30. goedzooo
hahaha leuk he!! je mag hem op je profiel zetten
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Lost your pen = no pen.
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
No work = no money
No money = no food
No food = skinny
Skinny = ugly
Ugly = no love
No love = no marriage
No marriage = no children
NO children = alone
Alone = depression
Depression = sickness
Sickness = death

LESSON : DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN, YOU WILL DIE.